Slice and Dice

So I just had three weird needle like slicer things stuck into me (one of them in a very sensitive area). I wish that I could say it was cool but I don't remember it at all. They strapped me down on a somewhat creepy cross-like bed and make small talk, not mentioning that they're about to be exposing me and touching me in areas that no woman ever has. I'm glad that they were wearing masks and therefore I can never recognize them. I would be way too embarrassed. It is way to cold in the o.r. Luckily I was on muscle relaxants and that countered the effects of the "chill." Thank God for small mercies. Percocet is another blessing. I didn't really think that it was necessary until this afternoon. After driving around getting my prescription filled and walking around the house, when the previous pill wore off it was not fun. Now I'm happy. Ice cream helps as well. I also have tickets for California! Socal here I come. The beach, the sun, In-N-Out, Carl's Jr., good mexican food, In-N-Out, people that know how to drive on the freeway, In-N-Out, In-N-Out . . . do you get the idea?